Before we bid farewell to the 2011 Cocky Awards, we have one final award to hand out. Today, on the dawn of 2012, let’s join together to appreciate our final award recipient.
The 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award winner is none other than … POLT’S ASS!
With this award, we at Cocky & Rude pledge to always appreciate its nakedness, whiteness and utter flatness. Thought it is true that Polt’s ass has been the butt of many jokes here at Cocky & Rude, we also acknowledge that as bloggers, we respect and admire everything about it. And fear not — just because Polt’s ass has earned the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award DOES NOT MEAN that we will retire the image in any way. We at C&R will strive to do Polt’s ass justice as we move forward into the future. Congratulations: Polt’s Ass. You truly earned it.
Now please stand as the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award runner-up, Rebecca Black, performs an original composition to the tune of her smash single, Friday, entitled: Polt’s Ass.
Congratulations to Polt’s ass and all of the 2011 Cocky Award winners!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Merry Christmas Eve Eve! Let’s celebrate the day before the day before FMS‘s birthday with your favorite Friday five-centric blog feature … The Friday Five!
#1. Sweet Cinnamon Wheat Thins are amazing! Never heard of them? I haven’t either! Apparently it’s only a limited edition flavor … so try them soon and stock up. The sweetness, the cinnamon, the saltiness, the crunch, the Wheat Thin … it’s like a party in my face.
#2. I’m Ready For Christmas because I’m organized, well-prepared and just downright awesome. My gifts are wrapped, my cards have been sent, my gifts have been mailed. Christmas usually stresses me the eff out, but this year — I’m less-stressed and ready to get this holiday over with.
#3. Presents! We’re days away from present-day! I’ve already gotten a few gifts, and most of them are pretty damn great. Really, what can be better than free stuff that comes wrapped? Oh, and giving gifts is pretty good too or whatever.
#4. Blog’n in 2012 is looking up. Most of the C&Rmy slacked off in 2011. The field is littered with a number of abandoned blogs, false starts, lackluster posts and abandoned promises. But as we turn the corner towards the new year, two new blogs from our old friends have emerged! Check out Michelle M.’s Cooper blog at Cooper’s Corner AND Craig’s new TV discussion blog at Our T.V. Night (hit refresh a whole bunch of times to check out the different banner graphics).
#5. We’re days away from A Cocky & Rude Christmas Carol … are you excited? Do you care? The C&R-style take on Charles Dickens’ classic tale will post in six parts beginning on Christmas day. You know the classic story … but do you know this story? Find out December 25-30th.
This week’s runners up: the season finale of American Horror Story, the trailer for The Hobbit, this pen, this guy’s killer ass, the trailer for Prometheus, baked acorn squash, Mama Polt and hardcore gay pornography.
What’s your Friday Five?