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My 2012 Resolutions

Now that 2011 is drawing to a close, it’s time to make resolutions for 2012! Now, I could make my usual resolutions – lose weight, exercise, finish that novel, go back to school… but why bother. Word is it’s the end of days! So I’m going to live large and make this year count. Here are my 2012 resolutions:


January – I’m going to Disney World!


February – I’m going to eat VATS of mashed potatoes and gravy.


March – I resolve to stay in bed, read books, watch DVDs and eat tons of junk food.


April – I’ve always wanted to drive across country, and this is the year I’m going to do it.
I’ll make sure to see all my bloggy friends in between trips to see the largest ball of twine,
carhenge and big holes in the ground.


May – I’m going to hang out in the sewers with Britney and keep on dancing til the world ends.


June – On second thought, who wants to hang out in a stinky sewer? Ever since watching
The Love Boat
, I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise. I plan to eat, drink, read,
lay out at the pool, and eat and drink some more.


July – I resolve to island hop, enjoy tropical drinks and work on my skin cancer.


August – La Tomatina! Buñol, Spain has a huge tomato fight every year. I am totally there.


September – I’m going to hang out in Santorini, Greece. Soaking up the sun and eating.

But now that I think about it, I have no idea how the world is going to end. Maybe it won’t
be complete devastation from a pandemic, solar flares, a black hole or asteroid collision.
Maybe it will be a robot uprising, the rapture, or even worse – Zombies!

Maybe I better rethink my resolutions in case I’m stuck on this miserable,
god forsaken, zombie-ridden planet.

October – I better get in fighting shape, so I resolve to lose weight and exercise. sigh.

November – Since I’ll be stockpiling weapons, I better learn how to use them.

December – Several trips to Costco will be in order so I can fill up my hidden
bunker by the lake in the mountains. Bring it on zombies.

So there you have it. My 2012 resolutions. What are your resolutions?
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Let me know in the comments!

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Have You Ever… Played With Some Boobies?!

Have you noticed that there are pink ribbons just about everywhere these days?  That’s because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  This month is dedicated to increasing awareness of the importance of early breast cancer detection.  In honor of breast cancer awareness, Cocky & Rude offers this respectful Have You Ever?! quiz about boobies.

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever done a breast exam (on yourself or another person)?
2. Have you ever had a mammogram?
3. Have you ever thought that boobs are gross?
4. Have you ever been caught staring at someone’s boobs?
5. Have you ever worn a bra?
6. Have you ever wished you had larger tits?
7. Have you ever wished you had smaller melons?
8. Have you ever had (or considered) breast implants?
9. Have you ever had (or considered) a breast reduction?
10. Have you ever been photographed topless?
11. Have you ever been rewarded for flashing your chest?
12. Have you ever complimented someone’s ta-tas or had your own breasts complimented?
13. Have you ever breast fed a baby?
14. Have you ever had your nipple pierced?
15. Have you ever worn nipple clamps?
16. Have you ever suffered from chafed nipples? (Ouch!)
17. Have you ever caressed a female breast?
18. Have you ever licked a nipple (male or female)?
19. Have you ever had your nipple(s) licked?
20. Have you ever bitten a boob or had your own boob bitten?
21. Have you ever been attracted to a man’s knockers?
22. Have you ever searched National Geographic magazine for photos of topless women?
23. Have you ever punched a woman in the tit?
24. Have you ever given or received a booby motorboating?
25. Have you ever titty-fucked a woman’s tits or had your own tits titty-fucked?

Tell us your total in the comments!

For more information on National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, go to http://www.nbcam.org/.

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