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A Holiday Glee-cap

I’m fairly certain that Michelle M., Craig and myself are the only ones that still watch Glee.  So instead of accepting that you’ve given up on the series, I’ve decided to cram the crap-fest down your unwelcoming throats!  Behold, the highlights of last week’s Holiday episode:



Mikey & Ty Are Married!!!!!!!!

On Saturday, we celebrated the marriage of two of our close friends: Mikey and Ty!
Congratulations to the happy couple, as you begin your life together.  We love you!

Lots more photos from Mikey & Ty’s wedding can be found here:

Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…

1. Clip your toenails.
2. Organize your grocery store coupons.
3. Admire Polt’s ass.
4. Twiddle your thumbs.
5. Stare at the wall.

6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
7. Read a book.
8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world.
9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color.
10. Call all your butch friends who are watching the Super Bowl, just to chat.

11. Roll pennies.
12. Watch paint dry.
13. Clean out your closet.
14. Stuff everything that you took out of your closet into another closet.
15. Alphabetize your DVDs.

16. Comb your back hair.
17. Go shopping.
18. Clean out your refrigerator.
19. Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors.
20. Clean the dead bugs out of your ceiling lamps.

21. Make sure that everything hanging in your home is perfectly level.
22. Tweeze your eyebrows.
23. Catch up on Glee.
24. Look up naked women on the Internet and ponder why vaginas are just so damn disgusting.
25. Actually read one of those m/m short stories that Tam is always reviewing.

26. Masturbate.
27. Watch grass grow.
28. Play solitaire.
29. Add hundreds of pointless life events to your Facebook timeline.
30. Organize your porn.

31. Prune your pubes.
32. Microwave random things until they explode.
33. Perfect a foreign accent.
34. Plot world domination.
35. Perform an interpretive dance of LMFAO‘s I’m Sexy and I Know It.

36. Bake and decorate a cake.
37. Plan your future wedding.
38. Go grocery shopping (the store will be EMPTY).
39. Re-read every C&R post and comment on all of them.
40. Actually visit Our T.V. Night (because no one ever does).

41. Build a sex machine.
42. Nap.
43. Compose a C&R guest post and email it to Adam.
44. Learn the beautiful art of flower arraigning.
45. Drink alcohol until you pass out.

46. Lick the black mold that’s growing on your bathroom wall.
47. Clean your house.
48. Exercise.
49. Go see a movie.
50. Dream up 50 more things that you could do instead of watching the Super Bowl.

Special thanks to Mikey and Craig for their assistance with this post.

Have You Ever… While Peeing?!

Let’s face it. YOU LOVED MY POST ABOUT PEEING! Everyone did. It’s the talk of the town. Two people even gave it 5 stars. That’s the most starts that anyone can give a post!  Yay!  (Both people were me.) And let it never be said that I don’t give the people what they want. You love pee? I WILL GIVE YOU PEE! Just sit back and enjoy the pee. I’ll give you so much pee… SO MUCH!  I will pee all over you!

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have you ever …

1. Have you ever missed the toilet while peeing?
2. Have you ever remained standing while peeing?
3. Have you ever read a book or magazine while peeing?
4. Have you ever answered a phone call while peeing?
5. Have you ever read a text message while peeing?
6. Have you ever sent a text message while peeing?
7. Have you ever splashed urine or toilet water onto yourself while peeing?
8. Have you ever showered while peeing?
9. Have you ever slept while peeing? (Oh no! You wet the bed! Mom and Dad will be so angry even though you’re just developing slowly and it’s not your fault!!!!)
10. Have you ever trimmed your pubes while peeing?
11. Have you ever cried while peeing?
12. Have you ever pooped while peeing?
13. Have you ever consumed food or beverage while peeing?
14. Have you ever vomited while peeing?
15. Have you ever crossed your stream with someone else’s while peeing?
16. Have you ever had a conversation with someone while peeing?
17. Have you ever peeked at someone else’s private parts while peeing?
18. Have you ever experienced pain or discomfort while peeing?
19. Have you ever contemplated murder while peeing?
20. Have you ever been inside a moving vehicle while peeing?
21. Have you ever let your pants fall to the ground while standing in front of a urinal in a public restroom while peeing? (Yes this seems to happen quite often for some reason.)
22. Have you ever contemplated your political party affiliation while peeing?
23. Have you ever proposed marriage (or a civil union) while peeing?
24. Have you ever admired Polt’s ass while peeing?
25. Have you ever thought about Justin and his honey Allen while peeing?

Go take a piss, shake it off or wipe (whichever applies), zip up, wash your hands, come back to the computer, and then tell us your total in the comments!

Five Bad-Ass Things

The week is coming to a close. Finally! The weather is also starting to warm up here on the Western shores of the Atlantic Ocean. So I am in the mood for a five. The world is full of amazing things to celebrate this week, but I’m brining you just five of them.

What Shia Said to Adam
First entry on this week’s five is really more about Adam than anything else. When Adam was a wee, young single lad, he had an obsessive crush on Shia LaBeouf. If you visited Adam’s apartment during this time, it looked to be uninhabitable cave comprised entirely of pictures of the the young star. Adam’s world came to a crashing halt when Shia sent him this video in response to a proposal of marriage.

Tina Fey’s Daughter
Tina Fey is awesome. This is fact. It should therefore come as no surprise that her daughter is also awesome. Earlier this week, this photo arrived on the internet and caused a sensation. A meme was born and this site has compiled some of the best variations on this little bad-ass’s swagger.

The Los Angeles Times
When the GOP governors announced their plans for economic recovery, the LA Times didn’t miss a beat. They were right on top of the breaking story and they reported the basic facts fairly and honestly. Click this link to see how they plan to save America.

Czech Prez
We all know that pens are hard to come by these days. The economy sucks and we all can’t afford all the luxurious things we want. But things in the Czech Republic must have gotten really awful. The president of that illustrious nation was captured on film stealing a pen from the President of Chile.

Doctor Who Cast reads Tweets
Have you heard that I LOVE Doctor Who? No…well I do. And in a little over a week Doctor Who will be back on the airwaves. The cast was recently touring in NYC to promote the series 5 dvds and the impending release of series 6. While in town, they were asked to read some tweets by famous and infamous Americans in American accents. Hilarity ensued. Check out the clip on buzzfeed to see how truly awesome they all are.

There you have the five awesomest things I found this week: Shia says No, Tina Fey’s Daughter, the LA Times, Sticky Fingers McCzech, and the Cast of Doctor Who reads tweets! I hope your list can compare. Share it in the comments.

Is that Sarah Palin?

With Election Day quickly approaching, Cocky & Rude wanted to bring one of the more serious campaigners to your attention. We could spend hours dissecting the politics of the California Senate campaign or even one of the more tense nail-bitters that have developed in the past few months, but that wouldn’t be any fun for us. Instead, I have chosen to highlight some of the delightfully insightful statements of Christine O’Donnell who is running for Senate as a Republican in the great state of Delaware. Ms. O’Donnell scored a major upset a wee back when she used her Tea Party powers to take the GOP nomination from the incumbent Republican. What amazing political skill and unique strategy did she use to accomplish this task? I did some research (read: I read an article on Think Progress)Let’s have a look see.

On Marriage:
“When a married person uses pornography, or is unfaithful, it compromises not just his (or her) purity, but also compromises the spouse’s purity.”

“The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust.”

On Sex, Contraception, & STDs:
Asked by MSNBC host Joe Scarborough, “You’re going to stop the whole country from having sex?” O’Donnell replied, “Yes.”

“And to me, it’s a very anti-human way to go about this. And what I mean about anti-human is even if the population is increasing, so what? So what? People aren’t bad. When did humans become a bad thing? Why is it that we have to, you know, stop people from getting pregnant?”

On the Homogays:
Asked about disparaging comments children had made about a gay peer, O’Donnell dismissed it, saying, “It’s kids being kids, that’s it.”

“People are created in God’s image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It’s an identity disorder.”

And there are many more well chosen words from this woman to read out there. Perhaps the most terrifying thing about Ms. O’Donnell is so eerily similar to Sarah Palin. Her politics are reactionary and rooted in nonsense, but she is being lauded and promoted by so many. If truly hope that the voters of the state of Delaware spare us more of her hi-jinx.

Happy Pride

This past week has been the long lead up to today’s Pride March here in New York.  All the boys are glittered up and buzzing about getting their drink on.  And the marchers are getting ready to walk down Fifth Avenue to entertain onlookers.  The Pride March originally started as a political demonstration and remained that way for many years.  Now it is a processional of non profits trying to remind the community that they exist and corporations with floats decked out in mostly naked boys trying to get us to show them the green.  It is a hot sweaty gay old time and I can’t wait to get it over and done.

In my attempt to find something prideful to include in this post, I did find the clip below from the gay Washington DC media.  It covers the wedding festivities of two men who have been together for 62 years.  In gay terms, this means their relationship is older than Jesus.   I hope you enjoy these two sweet octo-studs as they talk about their lives together.  They made my cold cynical heart warm up just a bit.  Then I went back to shaking my fist at the stray cat in the backyard like the curmudgeon I am.