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It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!

It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes.  Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories.  Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday.  Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.

Earlier this week, you voted on two of the final categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards.  They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger & 2011 Second Favorite Blog.
Here are the results!


The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger goes to…
MICHELLE M.!


The award for 2011 Second Favorite Blog goes to…
POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!



Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
MICHELLE M., POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!

THE 2011 COCKY AWARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
winner will be revealed on 1/1/12!
(And that’s the end of the 2011 Cocky Awards, so quit yer bitch’n)

It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!

It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes.  Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories.  Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday.  Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.

Earlier this week, you voted on the three categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards.  They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter, Favorite 2011 C&R Series, and 2011 C&R Fan Favorite. Here are the results!


The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter goes to…
MICHELLE M.


The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Series goes to…
C&R MATCH GAME!


The award for 2011 C&R Fan Favorite goes to…
POLT’S ASS!


Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
Michelle M., C&R Match Game
and Polt’s Ass!

The 2011 Cocky Awards continue next week!

It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!

It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes.  Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories.  Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday.  Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.  One vote per IP address.


THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:

Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter

Favorite 2011 C&R Series

2011 C&R Fan Favorite



The Cocky Chronicles 1.04

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AND THE C&R FIGHT CLUB WINNER IS…

This week we saw our two Cocky & Rude Fight Club finalists, Michelle M. and Ryan face off for the title of Cocky & Rude Fight Club Ultimate Champion.

After one thousands weeks of Cocky & Rude Fight Club…

And a grand total of 742 votes…

THE WINNER IS…

Continue reading AND THE C&R FIGHT CLUB WINNER IS…

C&R Fight Club Final Round: Michelle M. vs. Ryan

Welcome to FINAL ROUND of Cocky & Rude Fight Club!  The rules to the game are simple.    First I’ll re-introduce our fighters.  We’ll give them each a chance to speak their mind.  Then we’ll put the results to vote.  You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & Rude Fight Club! Let’s meet the final two contestants:


MICHELLE M.

Round 1: Michelle M. defeats Oprah Winfrey
Round 2: Michelle M. defeats Captain Kirk and Polt
Round 3: Michelle M. defeats “The Kid” and FDot

The fact that Ryan is younger, taller and in better shape than I am means nothing. Nothing!  Ryan is pure evil. Seriously. The only way someone could achieve the willpower to lose weight and buff up their bod so quickly and thoroughly is by going to the Dark side. All I need is a few sips of Pepsi and I will go Yoda* on his ass. I can polish off a cupcake faster than the Millennium Falcon can jump to lightspeed. The Force is with me. Little, ancient wrinkled me.

*CGI Yoda, not muppet Yoda.

-Michelle


RYAN WITH A CUPCAKE

Round 1: Ryan defeats The Muffin Man
Round 2: Ryan defeats Adam and Chris D.
Round 3: Ryan defeats Mr. Sombrero and Ty

Finally! Now Adam will stop nagging me. I congratulate Michelle on her success so far, but it has sadly come to an end. To console her, I have this totally not deadly* cantaloupe for her.

I have a few advantages that will lead me to victory. First, the demographics of this site skew heavily toward those who prefer looking at fit guys in tight shirts over girls wearing anything (or nothing). Second, in the event that this shifts from a popularity contest to a Nerf sword duel, I believe that my childhood has believe my childhood has prepared me for success. Finally, the cantaloupe.

*Description of cantaloupe as not deadly does not imply any guarantee that the cantaloupe is not deadly.

-Ryan


WHO WILL BE THE C&R FIGHT CLUB ULTIMATE CHAMPION?? There’s only one rational way to decide who will win this battle. We’re putting this no-holds-barred fight to a vote. The poll will be open for approximately 24 hours, and you may vote as many times as you want. That’s right — we’re not blocking repeat votes, so vote now and vote often for your favorite Cocky & Rude Fight Club opponent.

Check back on Sunday for the results!

Thanks to Michelle M. and Ryan for your assistance with this post!