Oprah has her favorite things. Bossy has hers. Craig even had a few back in 2007. Actually, I guess we all kind of have them. They’re called Favorite Things. So today, I present you with Spring’s Favorite Things:
The Bathroom Window is her favorite. She spends motionless hours letting
the breeze blow through her hair as she looks out the window.
Kibble is her favorite. She hates wet food, and most varieties of dry food for that matter.
Right now she’s happy with Blue Buffalo Adult Indoor Health.
Water Fountains are the only places to drink. Water that stands still is ignored,
in favor of dehydration.
Murder is all just fun & games. When she’s not attacking ankles, she’s ballistically attacking your face.
Talons more accurately describe her claws. They’re sharper than Ginsu Knives and twice as deadly.
Small Crinkly Balls are the only toys worth playing with. Everything else is crap.
Laser Pointers are the only exception.
Carpeted Cat Trees are best for climbing at high speeds, and keeping an eye on the surroundings.
Piles of Dirty Laundry are a great place to take a nap (especially on top of underwear).
Also acceptable: floors, chairs, couches, next to heaters, everywhere, etc.