How Many Things Can Adam Jam Into His Mouth?

Hello and welcome to another edition of a game that we’re calling:
How Many Things Can Adam Jam Into His Mouth?

Today’s game is a salute to breakfast foods!
We have all the staples of a complete breakfast.  Cereal, fruit, fake milk…

And booze!

Each time we play this game, I’ll take a whole bunch of objects and jam them into my big mouth.
object fit inside of me.  And then later, I’ll reveal the results.

For this round, I’ve chosen Kashi Autumn Wheat cereal.  Each of these cereal bits is approximately 1 inch long by 3/4 of an inch wide (similar to a Frosted Mini Wheat). Kashi Autumn Wheat cereal is made from wholesome wheat interlaced with just the right amount of organic sweetener. Their bite-size biscuits will satisfy your desire for a tasty, all natural, filling breakfast. Kashi starts with whole organic wheat berries and then steams, shreds, and weaves them. When baked, the biscuits rise, creating a light, toasty whole grain taste. And with 25% of your daily fiber and a whole day’s worth of whole grains, what’s not to love?

So how many of these cereal pieces can I fit into my mouth?

Leave your guesses in the comments!

And I’ll reveal the results tomorrow!


16 thoughts on “How Many Things Can Adam Jam Into His Mouth?”

  1. I have no idea what to guess because I’ve never come close to anything that healthy. Were I to ingest something like that, I’m pretty just my insides would explode, then ooze out every available oraface into a congealed puddle of innards surrounding my fetal-position laying body.

    So I averaged the first three guesses together, and my guess is 26!


  2. This post inspired me to have mini wheats – brown sugar -i which may or may not be vegan. And a glass of vodka.

  3. But the breakfast you actually put in your mouth was decidedly UNbalanced. It doesn’t count if you don’t wash it down with bananas, peaches, almond milk and Bacardi.

    Nevertheless, 21.

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