Have You Ever… At A Restaurant?

Cooking and washing dishes are for losers. Why not just go to a restaurant? They cook for you, they serve you, they wash the dishes. But what have you done at a restaurant? We’re about to find out.

You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever gone to a restaurant?
2. Have you ever worked at a restaurant?
3. Have you ever sent food back?
4. Have you ever ordered off the menu?
5. Have you ever eaten alone at a restaurant?
6. Have you ever suspected that the kitchen staff had done something gross (spit, etc.) in your food?
7. Have you ever done something gross (spit, etc.) on someone’s food while working at a restaurant?
8. Have you ever found a foreign object in your food (hair, fingernail, insect, rodent, etc.) at a restaurant?
9. Have you ever had food or drinks accidentally spilled on you by restaurant staff at a restaurant?
10. Have you ever yelled at another diner at a restaurant?
11. Have you ever yelled at a waiter/waitress?
12. Have you ever demanded a discount or that you shouldn’t have to pay?
13. Have you ever been annoyed at the waiter/waitress and not tipped?
14. Have you ever stolen the tip from another table at a restaurant?
15. Have you ever dined and dashed (skipped out on the check)?
16. Have you ever left a giant tip (50%+) at a restaurant?
17. Have you ever thrown food at another person while at a restaurant?
18. Have you ever had waitstaff sing to you on your birthday at a restaurant?
19. Have you ever been kicked out of a restaurant (for any reason)?
20. Have you ever consumed so much at a restaurant that they took your picture and hung it on the wall?
21. Have you ever done something gross (blown your nose, left your chewing gum, etc.) in your cloth napkin?
22. Have you ever stolen tableware (cloth napkin, utensils, mugs, glasses, plates, etc.) from a restaurant?
23. Have you ever vomited in the dining room of a restaurant?
24. Have you ever done anything sexual under the table (handjob, blowjob, groping, etc.) at a restaurant?
25. Have you ever had sex with a waiter or waitress (or other staff member) at a restaurant?

Please leave your total and a tip in the comments.


30 thoughts on “Have You Ever… At A Restaurant?”

  1. 6, 7 if you count the time we got kicked out of a restaurant in Barcelona because it was 1:45 and they wanted to close. But not because we were being naughty.

    1. Polt, none of mine were bad (except maybe #24 ; ).

      For #8 I’ve found broken glass in my daiquiri. Twice! At two different restaurants.

            1. Kristen and I were just talking about that dinner and saying that humongous tray of food should be on that Ultimate Food show on Food Network. There must have been 10 lbs of ooey gooey delicious cheese on that sucker. Adam would have been stuck eating salad with Michelle.

        1. Craiggers, would it surprise you to discover that wasn’t Michelle M.’s leg, but the…Poltpole you were fondling. And yes, i was one of the highlights of my life. 🙂


    1. I puked cheesecake all over the floor of a Ponderosa Steakhouse once! AND I’ve had a whole tray of beverages dumped down my back at two different restaurants.

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