In what can only be described as an all-out shell whooping, John easily destroyed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in his Cocky & Rude Fight Club battle last Thursday. Managing to turn the Turtle and the Hare fable completely upside down, John scored an impressively powerful 46 votes to earn 88% of the votes. The Turtles scored a measly 6 votes, and were spinning on their shells and begging for mercy with their wimpy 12% of the vote. If TMNT villain, Shredder and his Foot Clan had been even half as powerful as John … there probably wouldn’t have been so many movie sequels and seasons of the animated series. Congratulations John!