Let’s Have Some Fun … In Bed!

I love fortune cookies. Not because they’re delicious or because they’re (sometimes) vegan, but because of the fortunes they contain. Every time I crack one open, I hope that it’ll be something like: “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.” Now don’t get me wrong. I have no misconception that the fortune will actually come true, I just like to add “in bed” to the end of it. Read it again: “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall … in bed!” Ha! Hilarious! And I recently came to the realization that I can do the same thing with some of your Cocky & Rude comments. Enjoy!


10 thoughts on “Let’s Have Some Fun … In Bed!”

  1. I used to have a web page with an automatic cookie fortune generator. I’d amassed a ridiculous number of actual fortunes and created gifs of all of them to look like the paper strips, and underneath it always said “in bed”. Anyway, the first, and my absolute favorite, was “Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle.” In bed.

  2. Very funny. A friend of mine in Baltimore actually got this fortune in a cookie “The rubber bands are headed in the right direction”. We have no idea what it means but funny as hell. Thanks for the morning laugh.

  3. I feel a little disappointed that I wasn’t quoted, but yet Kris Quick, my fuckbuddy, was! Ah, well, I guess it just means my comments are have enough hilarious innuendos in them that you don’t need to add anything to them. Yeah, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    But seriously, who COULD stand the full force of colon blow in bed?


  4. @Polt – I searched long and hard (in bed) and decided that although many of your comments are stuffed in the middle and back-end (in bed) with innuendo, but the fact that nearly all of them end with “HUGS…” kinda made them too PG to include. HUGS… (in bed).

  5. i’m afraid to comment now…cuz Adam is going to make it into some sort of pervie thing…he’s so obsessed with my sesuality

  6. @Mikey – yeah, but who ISN’T obsessed with that?

    @Fdot – I’m awaiting the “Have You Ever….Colon Blow!” quiz. You’ll be all over that (in bed).


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