Team Oink member and Rainbow Poo Crap Pack extraordinaire, Michelle M. mailed me a package of Vegan Jelly Beans! I received the package today from my creepy upstairs neighbor, who found it on his doorstep. Booo to the USPS, but yayyy to Michelle! She is so nice! I love her so much! Thanks Michelle!!!
But this gift comes at an odd time. It’s neither a major holiday, nor is it my birthday. But Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser did just start a little over a week ago. Was Michelle just being nice … or could there be more sinister motives?
To me, these sweet, delicious morsels of goodness smell a little bit like …
Nom nom nom nom! Regardless of the motive … THANKS MICHELLE!! 😀