New Years Resolutions!

The time has come to make those infamous pledges to ourselves that we make each year and then forget about by February: our resolutions. We have decided to share our resolutions with all of you since we know that our readers and commenters will make a concerted effort to keep us on task this year. When Adam writes about the ultra-fattening vegan cookies he is making, we expect you to say “that’s disgusting. don’t eat that!” And when Mikey waxes poetically about cheese, we expect our loyal commenters to remind him that he is supposed to be losing ten billion pounds this year. So friends, bloggers, readers, commenters, lurkers and people who have just stumbled upon this blog for the first time, please lend us your eyes and read our resolutions.

I resolve…

…to lose 40 pounds so that my doctor will stop having to give me that awkward talk we both hate anyway. – Mikey

…to lose 50 pounds or more so my doctor will have an awkward talk with me about eating disorders. –Adam

…to read more of my friends blogs more frequently instead of just cruising in when I get around to it. – Mikey

…to teach Mikey about proper comma usage. –Adam

…to blog more regularly and with better content so that Adam won’t send me IMs that read “that sucked” anymore. – Mikey

…to win Season Two of Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser, because I still feel like I shoulda won the first round. -Adam

…to get that third round of Broken Picture Telephone started already, because I’ve been sitting on it for about two months. – Mikey

…to either give up completely on Glee or to stop complaining about how much it sucks now, whichever comes first. – Mikey

…to stop watching sucky shows like Parenthood.  Just because I’ve watched them since the beginning is not a reason to keep watching. –Adam

…to speak up for myself more at work instead of complaining after the fact. – Mikey

to live more harmoniously with the world.  Less waste, more recycling, more energy conservation. -Adam

…to live more neatly by not just leaving my discarded clothes where they fall as I (or my boyfriend) remove them. – Mikey

to find a new job and start a new life.  This one is becoming rather bothersome. -Adam

to exercise more than once a month. -Adam

…to prepare and eat more homemade meals rather than ordering take out or going to a restaurant. – Mikey

…to just stop and relax from time to time.  My life should not be a marathon run all the time. -Adam

…to see Adam more than three times during 2011 (granted the three times I saw him in 2010 were more times than I had seen him in person the two previous years that we knew each other). – Mikey

…to read at least one book per week. – Mikey

…to read at least one book in 2011. -Adam

to steal all of Puntabulous’s readers by hacking Craig’s site and setting it to redirect to Cocky & Rude. To live in a harmonious world of friendly blogging happiness. – Adam

Now that you know what we plan to fail at this year, what do you intend to change about your life? Lose that pesky spouse? Find a pesky spouse? Leave five comments a day on Cocky & Rude? Give up foods starting with the letter R?  Tell us all about it in the comments.  Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!


8 thoughts on “New Years Resolutions!”

  1. I wonder if I gave up foods that had a vowel in them if my diet would go better? Hmmmm.

    I don’t really do resolutions, I’m not calling them that or it’s a set-up for failure. But I intend to:

    Lose some weight
    Get a new job by actually aggressively pursuing it and not sitting back and waiting for it to happen (I HATE doing this one, it’s so not me but …)
    Keep my house neater (this should last about a week)
    Keep up with my reading obligations (not difficult)

    Good luck guys.

  2. I resolve to win millions in the lottery. I resolved to win the lottery last year, but I guess I wasn’t specific enough. Winning $6 wasn’t what I had in mind.

    I also resolve to sweep all the Cockies next year. Even in the categories I’m not eligible for (best blog/best tweet).

    Good luck on your resolutions (if you’ve made them) everyone. Happy 2011!

  3. “either give up completely on Glee or to stop complaining about how much it sucks now, whichever comes first”

    Halle-fucking-luja! That was really getting on my nerves. You’re like those people who say they’re moving to Canada if their favored candidate doesn’t win the election. And then doesn’t move to Canada when they lose. I think I’ve made that comparison before, but it’s worth making twice because that’s how annoying your complaining has become.

    Fshew. Yeah, I’ve been holding that in for a while now.

    I’m not making any resolutions because I’m perfect.

  4. You have a blog?? When did that happen … I must have missed it. You better start posting cuz I just added it to my live toolbar and our elite blogroll. Please feel honored. Please?

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