Movie reviews are boring,
so I review all the movies I’ve seen lately in 20 words.
Like it Is – Hot British gays with no shirts on get’n in fights. Why is Roger Daltrey in this movie? A decent film.
Never Back Down – Hotter guys with no shirts on should just stop punching each other and start making out. Only in my dreams…
The Wolfman – Hairy ‘bears’ attack you under the full moon. Benicio Del Toro is creepy looking. This movie’s amusing, but not great.
No Country for Old Men – Tons of violence, blood, death, cowboy hats, money, and one crazy haircut. A great movie, perfect for the whole family!
Teeth – Chompers in the vajayjay?! Ewww! Gross! Keep out! That’ll teach you to go sticking things inside! Chomp! No more p33n!